Thursday, October 11, 2007

I WON INDIA THE TWENTY 20 WORLD CUP

      I WON INDIA THE TWENTY 20 WORLD CUP
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india won  the iaugural  twenty 20  world cup at the wanderers in  south  africa. people will say  it was because we had a very young and  enterprising bunch  of  cricketers; because dhoni  was as an astute captain;.because yuvraj batted well; pathan  bowled well  and because the team  functioned well  as one single unit.  but the truth  is.........
my wife settles for a serial  any day to  a cricket match. but she was happy to see  a cricket match  that lasted only forty overs. it did not test her patience. she switched on  the tv. in  the normal  circumstances i  do  not permit my wife to  sit  with  me when  i  am  watching a cricket match. i will  not let her touch  the  remote control because she brings bad cricket news with  her presence. she hates to  accept it, but keeps away.
india was winning. pakistan  had lost 7 wickets  for 100 odd runs. and there were only a few overs remaining. then  came misbah  ul  huq and tanvir. they started sending the ball  out of the park. tension  started mounting. from  104 -7  the score went upto  140-8. tanvir was out. at 104 -7 my wife said:"now pakistan  cannot win.16  overs are completed.50 plus runs in  4 overs with  tail enders batting. impossible". she was thrilled. and was glued to  the tv set. "madam  , this is cricket and luck  can  change any minute". i said.  she  gave a wry smile. and then  the sixer shower started. suddenly it was 140 and my wife was rattled. she switched off the tv.  i was tensed and was not watching. when  she came  to the sitting room  i   asked her just one question."which  was your channel?". "star sports", she said.  i made her sit  there. i  went to  the bed room . switched on  the tv. i changed the channel  to  espn. suddenly sreeshanth  clean  bowled  tanvir. rp  singh  bowled gul. it was 141 for 9. i cried aloud" we are winning". my wife walked in.
then  came the assault from  misbah. it was the last over. pakistan  required 13 in  6 balls. the third was sent over long for a huge six by mibah. pakistan  needed only 5 to  win. my wife was shattered. "we wont make it" she said and walked out. as she was going out came the fourth ball from  joginder sharma. misbah  tried to  spoon  the ball  from  outside the off stump  to  fine leg. he almost made it. but dame luck  was with  me and india. the ball  went straight to  sreeshanth  who gladly accepted the dolly. AND INDIA WON.
now for the readers; how many of you will  agree with me that  it was my idea to CHANGE CHANNELS that won  india the inaugural  twety 20 .  i bet many will.  no  more tinkering with  luck . and my wife says she shall  keep  away so  that india wins. poor girl.
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